Mudgut 

When you have such a big gut that it drags on the ground and gets filthy.

You can also use it as a table

Fuck your mudgut is atrocious

Mudgut by Madmax255 March 1, 2019

Mudget 

A scampy or rascally child, especially one that is dirty. Also used to describe an adult that is behaving in a childish fashion.

"Did you smear that ice cream all over your face? You are such a mudget."

"You really played hooky from work just to see the new Avengers move? Dude, you are such a mudget."

Mudget by pseudonym10.0.0.1 June 12, 2013

Mudbutt

When you take a shit and there’s literally more poop on the toilet paper than there is in the toilet, and the poop is extremely sticky and thick (almost tar like)and impossible to clean off your asshole without scrubbing intensely in the shower. Usually happens when you eat too much junk food.

P1: “WTF took you so long in the bathroom? Were you writing a novel or something?”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”

Mudbutt by A WHITE GUY January 29, 2019

Mudbutt

When thine cheeks of the buttocks become slathered in the fudge from ones own factory.

"Oh my goodness, that Thai food gave me a severe bout of the mudbutt!"

Mudbutt by Rydawgdiggity87 September 30, 2017

Dirty Mudgett 

When your girl is acting up and you punish her by lining the toilet bowl with saran wrap without her knowing. After she sits and wamps a dougie, her cooch is filled with fecal matter resulting in a dirty mudgett.

Petrina was being such a bitch that Eric took matters into his own hands and gave her miserable ass a dirty mudgett.

Dirty Mudgett by Mizznuts January 24, 2022

mudbutt

excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt."

I got mudbutt from eating chilli and spent a long time on the toilet.

GOOD LORD, IT'S MUDBUTT!!

mudbutt by Fry May 11, 2004

Mudguard Head

A slang term (Australian) given to a person with little or no hair upon their head.

MUDGUARD = Shiny on top with shit underneath.

Usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.

Hey ya fuckin Mudguard Head, how's your father Yul Brunner.

Mudguard Head by Opiumtrail of Australia April 6, 2010