Mudbutt

When you take a shit and there’s literally more poop on the toilet paper than there is in the toilet, and the poop is extremely sticky and thick (almost tar like)and impossible to clean off your asshole without scrubbing intensely in the shower. Usually happens when you eat too much junk food.

P1: “WTF took you so long in the bathroom? Were you writing a novel or something?”
P2: “Sorry, had a bad case of mudbutt. It was like the labrea tar pits down there.”
P1:”Maybe if you didn’t eat all those god damn Doritos every day and ate a fucking salad once in a while, you wouldn’t have that problem.”

Mudbutt by A WHITE GUY January 29, 2019

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Mudbutt

When thine cheeks of the buttocks become slathered in the fudge from ones own factory.

"Oh my goodness, that Thai food gave me a severe bout of the mudbutt!"

Mudbutt by Rydawgdiggity87 September 30, 2017

mudbutt

excessive diarrhea; made popular by Dave Chappelle on "Chappelle's Show," in such skits like "Ribs" and "Black Man on a White Toilet". Could also be spelled "muddbutt."

I got mudbutt from eating chilli and spent a long time on the toilet.

GOOD LORD, IT'S MUDBUTT!!

mudbutt by Fry May 11, 2004

mudbutt

Explosive diarrhea from "Chappelle's Show." First on the skit, "First black man to use white toilet"

"I had gone out to buy a roast beef sandwich from a boy who used to sell them up front. A little bit later, I could feel a bubblin'. Little did I know, that roast beef sandwich would change my life."

mudbutt by Jake March 24, 2005

mudbutt

noun.

A condition arising from excess ass-crack sweat comingling with dingleberries into a meaty and smelly ass-paste.

After walking around for hours in the blistering sun wearing these damn corduroys, everyone in the office could catch a whiff of my prodigious mudbutt.

mudbutt by Mike May 20, 2004

Mudbutt

Mudbutt, is when you really gotta crap, and when you do it's super liquidy and slippery doo-doo. Its really nasty. Someone I know has Mudbutt.

Man, I seriously have Mudbutt, I gotta go BAD!!!! Oh, shit its slippin out my butt. I gotta change my drawers.

Mudbutt by tbone94 October 14, 2009

Mudbutt

Similar to explosive diarea but more intense and can cause more pain in the anus

I got mudbutt from that roastbeef sandwich!

Mudbutt by tiweryopo February 11, 2008