A useless army whore who sits on her ass all day, causing her ass to form around the chair she sits in.
The result leading to a massive ass, also refered to as "mudguts"

Get off your mudguts you useless whore.

mudguts by PTE Bloggs February 22, 2011

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Mudguts

A person, usually male, who is fat and arrogant.
The term to describe a fat person's huge belly (guts)
A big fat coward and/or a 'chicken shit'

Old mudguts did get up out of his chair when he heard it involved money.

We laughed when mudguts tried to fit through the side window after locking himself out

They couldnt believe it when we called Johnston 'mudguts' to his face!

Mudguts by wordwhisperer080 February 5, 2026

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Mudnuts

A condition where fecal matter gets on your nutsack after taking a nice healthy shit and then wiping your ass from back to front.

That shit on your underwear doesnt look like skid marks, i bet its from mudnuts!!!

Mudnuts by IBStudent April 22, 2006

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Mudgut

When you have such a big gut that it drags on the ground and gets filthy.

You can also use it as a table

Fuck your mudgut is atrocious

Mudgut by Madmax255 March 1, 2019

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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