mudguard

Bald guy with shit for brains.

ie: shiny on top, shit underneath.
Guy1 "Did you hear what delivery date he agreed to during that phone call?"

Guy2 "We'll never meet the deadline, our boss is such a fucking mudguard."
by John Landers February 05, 2004
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Mudguard Head

A slang term (Australian) given to a person with little or no hair upon their head.

MUDGUARD = Shiny on top with shit underneath.

Usually used as a friendly insult to a known balding /bald person.
Hey ya fuckin Mudguard Head, how's your father Yul Brunner.
by Opiumtrail of Australia April 06, 2010
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