Mudget 

A scampy or rascally child, especially one that is dirty. Also used to describe an adult that is behaving in a childish fashion.

"Did you smear that ice cream all over your face? You are such a mudget."

"You really played hooky from work just to see the new Avengers move? Dude, you are such a mudget."

Mudget by pseudonym10.0.0.1 June 12, 2013

Mudget 

people who make obnoxious sounds at night

Be quiet mudgets.

Mudget by 21yeet November 30, 2018

mudget 

A midget addicted to sex with nothing on it's mind but when they could be in the next upcoming porno called "midgets like it dirty and in the ass part 2"

"Those dirty ass midgets in the porno videos in your local adult shops that like to take it in the ass"

mudget by K DAWG December 29, 2004

Mudget 

Mudget is a fucking midget...

My bother is a 4'2" MUDGET that is fucked up....

Mudget by Dude Guy December 29, 2004

Mudget 

Money in Budget

Do we have Mudget to complete this project with approved funds and bill accordingly.

Mudget by Krsz5779 March 15, 2022

Mudget 

Money in the Budget

Do we have Mudget available to complete this project financially and on time.

Mudget by Krsz5779 March 15, 2022

Midget Spinner 

The sexual act of lying down on your back with an erection, and having a little person sit on your dick (vaginally or anally). They then lift their legs up, you grab them by the sides, and spin them around super quickly like a Beyblade.

Example

Person 1: Man, I'm feeling so relaxed. Got a three foot tall hooker last night and gave her a Midget Spinner.

Person 2: Oh yeah, I've heard those are super therapeutic!

Midget Spinner by Stuneree January 28, 2023