A meth head hag; An older woman strung out on meth, usually skinny, white, stringy-haired, with knobby knees; i.e. Wendy the tweaker prostitute from Breaking Bad.

Man, your root beer-loving aunt is looking rough. She's starting to look like a meth maid.

meth maid by tresadrienne January 18, 2019

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Maidan character

A pale, usually white haired woobie bishonen character who is (or at least pretends to be) very innocent and soft-spoken.
They are usually the youngest members of the group and serve as the heart, if they arent the youngest or are in a darker setting, they sometimes are (or pretend to be) dominant and manipulative and serve as the head instead, or both.

A: "I just started playing this game called Omori, Basil is such a Maidan character!"
B: "Nah, the real Maidan character is definitely Fushi from To Your Eternity."

Maidan character by The Popcat November 5, 2022

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Maidenless

An affront of considerable discourtesy which derives its roots from the computerized game Elden Ring, which was distributed to the common people by the computerized game developing company which goes by the title of FromSoftware on the 24th of February in the year of 2022. It is commonly employed to proclaim the lack of bitches or hoes of any gent whom thou hast a particular interest in jesting with, regardless of his true martial status.

Distinguished gent #1: Thou art an utter buffoon
Distinguished gent #2: L + maidenless + tarnished + no runes + touch grace + can't dodge + unfit to graft

Maidenless by Squambo March 7, 2022

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Maidenless

The lack of having maidens.

Widely popularized by the game Elden Ring.

Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

Maidenless by Thic.jonney March 8, 2022

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