Maidstone

The place where grove street originated

Yo g I’m about to crack open a Stella in Maidstone God bless you brother

by AlmostDan November 12, 2020

Maidstone

Slightly chavvy town on the River Medway.

"No John, please don't take me to Maidstone again"

by oversized December 28, 2014

Maidstone

Commonplace for landlords of multiple properties to live and party especially on weekend trips to Amsterdam where they get off their bonce on shrooms.

Me: Hey where has our old landlord dave gone?
Friend: Did you not hear? He moved to Maidstone and parties regularly in Amsterdam.

by Shabbaz August 02, 2018

maidston

the evil version of ameston who likely uses obsidian and a kb stick with a punch bow in bedwars

Maidston is the worst form of ameston

by Xadreco March 10, 2021

Maidston

What Ameston's chat wishes they had.

When is the Maidston stream going to happen?

by MaidsonSImp March 11, 2021

Maidstone Grammar School

Mostly full of gay boys. All of them are road men or gamers that haven’t heard of hygiene. Head teacher looks like an absolute nonce. Mainly short boys that don’t know how to shut the absolute fuck up.

“Shit I have to go to Maidstone grammar school now!”
“Make sure you don’t get ur balls slapped by the nonce!”

by Anonymous1237 February 08, 2021

Maidstone Grammar School

School that is a bootleg Hogwarts on the outside and brexiter wonderland on the inside.

"I got accepted into Maidstone Grammar School"
"I'm so sorry"

by morethenless May 28, 2021