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Slightly chavvy town on the River Medway.
"No John, please don't take me to Maidstone again"
by oversized December 28, 2014
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Treating every relationship like itā€™s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.
Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he's been apocalypsing like crazy
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Commonplace for landlords of multiple properties to live and party especially on weekend trips to Amsterdam where they get off their bonce on shrooms.
Me: Hey where has our old landlord dave gone?
Friend: Did you not hear? He moved to Maidstone and parties regularly in Amsterdam.
by Shabbaz August 02, 2018
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