MrOpportunity

A fail inbred fag that likes to think that its cool to contradict their selves and get owned by other ppl while kissing numerous varieties of asses

Ever since you got that belly and tongue ring and that job at Club Bunz you're just a regular MrOpportunity

by Fag catcher August 15, 2009

Cropportunity

a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.

My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

moportunity

an opportunity to use a mop.

i spilt the tea get the mop is a moportunity.

by jaimelf August 17, 2019

Mopportunity

adj; A dead end employment opportunity, usually referring to custodial or food services.

"I heard you took that custodial job on campus."

"Yeah, turns out to be a pretty good mopportunity."

by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

momportunity

a mom who is a potential sex partner, similar to a milf, but with more realistic chances of actual sex.

While at the grocery store, I spotted a hot momportunity shopping with her kids.

by DRock500 March 22, 2010

mopportunity

When a sexist man yells at his wife for missing an opportunity to clean the house.

That was a missed mopportunity, Jane! I bring home the bacon, and you clean! Eveything has it's place!

by technicolorwordvomit July 12, 2009

Dropportunity

When a bassist senses the perfect time to take their lick down an octave.

The symphonic bassist observed a descending scale and immediately took advantage of the dropportunity.

by X2bassplayer September 22, 2023