Idiomatic

From the words Idiot and Automatic. An action so easily performed that an idiot can perform it automatically.

That's so naturally performed, it's idiomatic! Even for an idiot, it's automatic.

by X2bassplayer February 21, 2018

Force majeure

A French word which describes the bowel movements of lazy executive and corporate leaders.

As I walked into the bathroom I heard moans and groans to deep for words. It was the sound of the constipated president crapping away.

I asked, "Are you okay back there?". "Just a Force majeure", shouted the president. "We will be back to normal in a few days once the snow storm is past." Confused and bewildered, I reminded the president that it was the middle of summer. He didn't hear me though, he was too busy cramping away.

by X2bassplayer January 07, 2025

Boston Conservatory

A school of bad ass musicians down the street from a bad ass symphony.

Daniel was just a regular musician before he went to Boston Conservatory, but after he graduated...he was a bad ass.

by X2bassplayer September 02, 2009

emollience

A smooth state

After pouring Saxophone lubricant all over his face, Murray James discovered the emollience of his lips.

by X2bassplayer July 06, 2017

Murray James

A Murray James is a kind lovable dude with a big ass heart for the little things in life. Similair to many humans, one can often find a Murray James inside a 7-11 holding a slurpee. Most 'Murray's' have a love and devotion towards music.

Max walked into a 7-11 to get a slurpee. As he was getting a slurpee a Murray James walked right into the store.

by X2bassplayer September 02, 2009

Dropportunity

When a bassist senses the perfect time to take their lick down an octave.

The symphonic bassist observed a descending scale and immediately took advantage of the dropportunity.

by X2bassplayer September 22, 2023