Definitions by X2bassplayer

Force majeure 

A French word which describes the bowel movements of lazy executive and corporate leaders.

As I walked into the bathroom I heard moans and groans to deep for words. It was the sound of the constipated president crapping away.

I asked, "Are you okay back there?". "Just a Force majeure", shouted the president. "We will be back to normal in a few days once the snow storm is past." Confused and bewildered, I reminded the president that it was the middle of summer. He didn't hear me though, he was too busy cramping away.

Force majeure by X2bassplayer January 7, 2025

Dropportunity 

When a bassist senses the perfect time to take their lick down an octave.

The symphonic bassist observed a descending scale and immediately took advantage of the dropportunity.

Dropportunity by X2bassplayer September 22, 2023

Idiomatic 

From the words Idiot and Automatic. An action so easily performed that an idiot can perform it automatically.

That's so naturally performed, it's idiomatic! Even for an idiot, it's automatic.

Idiomatic by X2bassplayer February 21, 2018

emollience 

A smooth state

After pouring Saxophone lubricant all over his face, Murray James discovered the emollience of his lips.

emollience by X2bassplayer July 6, 2017

Boston Conservatory 

A school of bad ass musicians down the street from a bad ass symphony.

Daniel was just a regular musician before he went to Boston Conservatory, but after he graduated...he was a bad ass.

Boston Conservatory by X2bassplayer September 2, 2009

Murray James 

A Murray James is a kind lovable dude with a big ass heart for the little things in life. Similair to many humans, one can often find a Murray James inside a 7-11 holding a slurpee. Most 'Murray's' have a love and devotion towards music.

Max walked into a 7-11 to get a slurpee. As he was getting a slurpee a Murray James walked right into the store.

Murray James by X2bassplayer September 2, 2009