Mopportunity
"I heard you took that custodial job on campus."
"Yeah, turns out to be a pretty good mopportunity."
"Yeah, turns out to be a pretty good mopportunity."
Mopportunity by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008
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mopportunity
That was a missed mopportunity, Jane! I bring home the bacon, and you clean! Eveything has it's place!
mopportunity by technicolorwordvomit July 12, 2009
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Mopportunity
The optimistic way to view accidents as oppertunities, such as a broken window being easier ventilation.
From the combination of mop and opportunity as a spillage is nothing but a mopping opportunity.
From the combination of mop and opportunity as a spillage is nothing but a mopping opportunity.
'Aww fuck, i just spilled this odd blue liquid from sanitary towel commercials on the floor'
'that's no accident, it's a MOPPORTUNITY!'
'that's no accident, it's a MOPPORTUNITY!'
Mopportunity by prof. tarquin von ramadan January 28, 2009
Mopportunity
When some of the contents of your handheld food, drop or spill onto your plate or surface, napkin etc.
This creates a moppertunity to retrieve by mopping the stray foodstuff with main food item. e.g. sandwich, wrap, crisp etc.
This creates a moppertunity to retrieve by mopping the stray foodstuff with main food item. e.g. sandwich, wrap, crisp etc.
I've dropped some of the cheese and pickle from my sandwich; but never fear, this is merely a mopportunity to save it until the end.
Mopportunity by anonymous March 25, 2026
Equal Opportunity Offender
One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.
Equal Opportunity Offender by SWEDL January 19, 2008
you gotta seize the opportunity
you gotta seize the opportunity by grassp February 17, 2021
opportunity cock
An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.
John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”
Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”
Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”
opportunity cock by Kim Jong deux February 1, 2019
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