Cropportunity

a favorable juncture of circumstances when a person realizes the need to fart and can do so by relieving the need (farting) in a area occupied by other people and then vacating the scene.

My boss never passes up a cropportunity, he is a true cropportunist.

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

cropportunity

A situation where one discovers a picture would be much more attractive with one or more individuals removed.

Me: I really like this picture, but Michael's in it.

Joe: What a perfect cropportunity.
Me: Done and Done.

by cmaggie07 March 13, 2010

Chopportunity

An opportunity currently disguised as a challenge.

How are we going to grow our business with so many challenges? Those aren't challenges. Each one is a chopportunity!

by Ricksorce May 27, 2016

Cropportunist

One who, upon realizing the need to fart, cannot resist farting in a area (usually occupied by other people) and then leaving so that others are left to suffer the foul smelling flatulence.

"My boss is such a cropportunist, he just cant pass up a good cropportunity."

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

crapportunity

n. 1. A lackluster alternative given the poor selection of choices. 2. A poor set of options. 3. An action taken where there is a high probability that bad results will occur; a misadventure or folly. 4. Unfortunate circumstances of any kind; bad luck. Results from a contraction of the words "crappy" and "opportunity".

Thanks for the crapportunity to work for minimum wage, at a job I hate, where nobody likes me, and the boss yells at me, everyday. FML.

by Bayofcrabs July 25, 2009

Window of Craportunity

The re-occurring time in the day in which the body must evacuate. A period of time in which suitable crap can achieve success. To shit consistently at a given time.

JP: Where you at? Let's move man.
Paulley: Gotta go. Window of craportunity just opened up.
JP: We'll be late.
Paulley: If I miss this, I won't be able to shit all day.

by Paulley D. July 9, 2012

Chopportunity

An opportunity for one to sell some drugs.

Tyrone: Yo man, look at that those two black guys coming down the street.
G: Yeah yo thats a chopportunity if I've ever seen one.
Tyrone: I bet i could chop all these rocks to those fools!

by juz098 June 22, 2010