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My boss told me that she had a terrific opportunity for me that would enhance my career. After she told me about it though, it sounded more like a mockortunity to me.
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I hadn't remembered to email my sister last weekend when I was online, and I hadn't the opportunity when I remembered driving down the highway, but last night I finally had memortunity and sent her an email.
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Ever since you got that belly and tongue ring and that job at Club Bunz you're just a regular MrOpportunity
by Fag catcher August 15, 2009
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