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moportunity by jaimelf August 17, 2019
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mockortunity
A fake opportunity usually used by a supervisor as a means to get you to do something extra with minimal chance of any real benefit.
My boss told me that she had a terrific opportunity for me that would enhance my career. After she told me about it though, it sounded more like a mockortunity to me.
mockortunity by Mark Rosenlaff February 16, 2008
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Mopportunity
"I heard you took that custodial job on campus."
"Yeah, turns out to be a pretty good mopportunity."
"Yeah, turns out to be a pretty good mopportunity."
Mopportunity by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008
momportunity
a mom who is a potential sex partner, similar to a milf, but with more realistic chances of actual sex.
momportunity by DRock500 March 22, 2010
Memortunity
The result when memory and opportunity coincide, allowing for completion of tasks, chores, thoughts, etc.
I hadn't remembered to email my sister last weekend when I was online, and I hadn't the opportunity when I remembered driving down the highway, but last night I finally had memortunity and sent her an email.
Memortunity by Sweetmarie October 24, 2011
MrOpportunity
A fail inbred fag that likes to think that its cool to contradict their selves and get owned by other ppl while kissing numerous varieties of asses
Ever since you got that belly and tongue ring and that job at Club Bunz you're just a regular MrOpportunity
MrOpportunity by Fag catcher August 15, 2009
mopportunity
That was a missed mopportunity, Jane! I bring home the bacon, and you clean! Eveything has it's place!
mopportunity by technicolorwordvomit July 12, 2009
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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