momportunity 

a mom who is a potential sex partner, similar to a milf, but with more realistic chances of actual sex.

While at the grocery store, I spotted a hot momportunity shopping with her kids.

momportunity by DRock500 March 22, 2010

moportunity 

an opportunity to use a mop.

i spilt the tea get the mop is a moportunity.

moportunity by jaimelf August 17, 2019

mockortunity 

A fake opportunity usually used by a supervisor as a means to get you to do something extra with minimal chance of any real benefit.

My boss told me that she had a terrific opportunity for me that would enhance my career. After she told me about it though, it sounded more like a mockortunity to me.

mockortunity by Mark Rosenlaff February 16, 2008

Mopportunity 

adj; A dead end employment opportunity, usually referring to custodial or food services.

"I heard you took that custodial job on campus."

"Yeah, turns out to be a pretty good mopportunity."

Mopportunity by CDuFF105 August 22, 2008

Memortunity 

The result when memory and opportunity coincide, allowing for completion of tasks, chores, thoughts, etc.

I hadn't remembered to email my sister last weekend when I was online, and I hadn't the opportunity when I remembered driving down the highway, but last night I finally had memortunity and sent her an email.

Memortunity by Sweetmarie October 24, 2011

MrOpportunity 

A fail inbred fag that likes to think that its cool to contradict their selves and get owned by other ppl while kissing numerous varieties of asses

Ever since you got that belly and tongue ring and that job at Club Bunz you're just a regular MrOpportunity

MrOpportunity by Fag catcher August 15, 2009

mopportunity 

When a sexist man yells at his wife for missing an opportunity to clean the house.

That was a missed mopportunity, Jane! I bring home the bacon, and you clean! Eveything has it's place!

mopportunity by technicolorwordvomit July 12, 2009