tattoops

When your tattoo artist screws up your tattoo.
"I asked for a 13 but I got a 31. My artist made a tattoops"
by technicolorwordvomit September 29, 2009
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mopportunity

When a sexist man yells at his wife for missing an opportunity to clean the house.
That was a missed mopportunity, Jane! I bring home the bacon, and you clean! Eveything has it's place!
by technicolorwordvomit July 12, 2009
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