tattoops

When your tattoo artist screws up your tattoo.

"I asked for a 13 but I got a 31. My artist made a tattoops"

by technicolorwordvomit September 29, 2009

mopportunity

When a sexist man yells at his wife for missing an opportunity to clean the house.

That was a missed mopportunity, Jane! I bring home the bacon, and you clean! Eveything has it's place!

by technicolorwordvomit July 13, 2009