Mr. Floppy

When a man who cant get an erection when having intercourse.

Mike couldnt sh*g Sherry, cos he had a Mr. Floppy.

Mr. Floppy by Mr. Kill August 2, 2007

Mr Floppy 

The name given to someone who gets a Friends With Benefits, but upon trying to copulate fails to get an erection

Tom: Hey did you hear about that Mr Floppy?
Christopher: Oh yeah that was pretty funny
Tom: One hour and couldn't get a boner, had to get a floppy handy
Christopher: AHAHAHAHAHA

Mr Floppy by DO DA DOO DOO January 19, 2015

at home to Mr Floppy 

Occurs when a man is unable to get it up. First mentioned in an episode of infamous BBC TV series, Blackadder.

"Oh dear oh dear, I can't seem to get it up. I must be at home to Mr Floppy!"

at home to Mr Floppy by Toasted Crumpet July 2, 2003

Mr. Flip Floppy 

Another name for the president of the United States (Joe Biden) as he has perfected flip flopping. His flip flopping includes the fact that he has declared himself as a moderate, but turned around and tried to do socialism and the stepping stones to communism, as he has also declared he is not a socialist. Which one is he.

Mr. Flip Floppy seems to be confused about what he really is.

Mr. Flip Floppy by Mr. Homophobia July 5, 2023

Mr Happy's Flappy Garage 

An expression used to describe a vagina.

Lianne: Are you pulling into Mr happy's flappy garage tonight? Fuels on me ;)

James: Yes.

Mr Happy's Flappy Garage by hotbitchesmotherphucker October 31, 2011

Mr. Floppers 

A ghost penis believed to belong to a man who was castrated by his wife at the end of the 19th Century for cheating on her. The residence refered to as the "Sunderwind House" is located in Okonogan, Wisconsin. The ghost dick has been sighted on and off since 1926 (some sources say 1919), and is usually detected by a strange slapping sound and some other odd vocalizations. This is believed to be its way of locomotion.

The "Sunderwind House" was featured on the Discovery Channel original series "A Haunting" back in 2005. This episode was only shown once, and quickly pulled to due its phallic references. Mr. Floppers was portrayed as an overripe blurred out banana resting on Victorian stairs.

In late 2005 the Sunderwind House was to be torn down, but was saved by the mayor designating it as a historical building. Protesters picketed the razing of the structure with signs that read "Never Stop The Flop"

My favorite ghost story of all time has to be the one about Mr. Floppers, the phantasm dick.

Mr. Floppers by SpindalisZena September 3, 2013

Mr Flopples 

My friend's omnipotent cat.

Mr Flopples is so powerful he can step on leggoes without becoming temporarily crippled

Mr Flopples by Tridantaus September 23, 2022