2 definitions by Toasted Crumpet

botty bandit

A homosexual man.

"Bill? No, he doesn't like women, he's a confirmed botty bandit."See shit stabber and uphill gardener

by Toasted Crumpet July 2, 2003

at home to Mr Floppy

Occurs when a man is unable to get it up. First mentioned in an episode of infamous BBC TV series, Blackadder.

"Oh dear oh dear, I can't seem to get it up. I must be at home to Mr Floppy!"

by Toasted Crumpet July 2, 2003