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Moyele

The best friend ever/ best boyfriend / best lover on the planet no B S also makes money easily
Is this boy a Moyele because he is really HIM
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Modelesque

Jenny is so Modelesque.
by Lionchick June 22, 2008
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william moseley

An actor from England who is best known for playing "Peter Pevensie" in "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe." At the end of the movie he and his brother and sisters are made kings and queens of Narnia.
"And to the clear northern skies, King Peter the Magnificent. Once a king or Queen of Narnia, always a king or queen."
~Aslan talking about William Moseley's character, Peter.
by ThaddeusTheThird April 11, 2006
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Moseley Leisure Pirate

A nauseating, skinny-jean, faux leather jacket, beanie wearing 'trendy' from the Moseley area of Birmingham, UK. Similar in appearance and behaviour to their London counterparts: the Camden Leisure Pirates.

Famed for Facebook profile pouting, irreverent devil-may-care staring into the middle distance and constant 'status updates'.

Contempt for his fellow man often written across face.

Do not attempt to slalom through a group of them in a busy Fighting Cocks, because the arrogant wank stains won't move due to being engrossed in using the word "random" in conversation; so you'll end spilling your pint down yourself.

Generally hated by the Moseley 'norms'.
by Quelmo Rodriguez June 16, 2010
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chris moyles

The host of the BBC Radio 1's brekfast show, thinks of himself as "the saviour of radio one".

In reality he is an obese, unfunny, drunken, homophobic bully. He once offered to "break in" a girl who was 15 at the time. His show is staffed with sychophants whose job is to laugh at his painfully unfunny, scripted jokes and agree with everything he says despite its obvious idiocy.

To describe someone as a Chris Moyles means that they think that they are wonderful, handsome, clever and the life of the party when in fact they are about as popular as a rattlesnake in a lucky dip, the only reason people hang out with them is because they're rich.

He is paid in excess of £630k of taxpayers money meaning that the great british public are shelling out over a pound a second for his output (including the songs he plays, having been given a playlist as he's not allowed free reign)
a: I heard Chris Moyles on the radio this morning
b: Whose jokes was he stealing this time?

a: Did you hear that cunt Moyles on radio this morning?
b: Yeah, what a fuckmonkey, even with a script and his sycophants he's about as funny as a busted colon

a: Did you see the 2008 Brits?
b: Yeah, that fucker Moyles fell flat on his face, or he would have if his stomach hadn't got in the way
by Iain1977 May 2, 2008
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modeled

The loathed act of being killed by the over-powered Model 1887 shotgun in Modern Warfare 2, most notably in Akimbo form.
I swear to god if I get modeled one more time I'm never playing Modern Warfare 2 again!
by SToleniPOD December 29, 2009
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Moveless

Not able to make a move on a female
"I am compeletly moveless" - Swe
by Dorth Voder June 21, 2022
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