mokele-mbembe

The name that natives of the Congo have given to what many believe to be a living Dinosaur, that is said reside in their region. From interviews with locals and eye-witness accounts by explorers, it is believed that the creature is a sauropod, like a diploticus or apatasaurus (commonly mistaken for a "brontosaurus," which did not actually exist).

Though there have been many reports of Mokele-Mbembe sightings since the late 19th century, the scientific community has shown little interest in researching it.

mokele-mbembe by Timstuff September 30, 2007

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Mokele-Mbembe

A Beast ass animal that is ghetto and has cornrows and be a wanksta. A beast ass homie that rules ass.

My Mokele-Mbembe is a bit large.

Mokele-Mbembe by DOGG April 17, 2003

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Mokele-Mbembe • Mikele • mokel • Makele • modele • mokale • Mokee • mokile • Moyele • Mykele

Mokele-Mbembe

A beast animal that rules ass and is beast.I havea Mokele-Mbembe named George

George is a beast

Mokele-Mbembe by Penguin-Mokele-Mbembe April 9, 2003

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Mokele-Mbembe

a beast ass animal that isa mix of a elephant and a dino ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

homes

Mokele-Mbembe by Penguin-Mokele-Mbembedogg April 9, 2003

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mokele mbembe

a dinosaur that still exists

Person 1: have you seen a mokele mbembe before?
Person 2: dinosaurs don't exist
Person 1: fuck you

mokele mbembe by onedistanceaway June 7, 2018

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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