When a dude is bent over a couch and getting ass ponded so hard, the couch gets moved around the room, along with any other furniture in the way
Tito: Lynch hurt his back and isn’t going to play frisbee golf?
John: How’d he do that?
Tito: His boyfriend was pounding him so hard it knocked something loose.
Lynch: Ya, he moved my couch from one side of the house to the other. He was really movin’ furniture.

-The names have been changed to protect the victims.
by T-rash May 13, 2022
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