Sidenote's definitions

quiff quaff

pussy juice from a queefe.

Quiff quaff hillabahoo, who did a cunt fart in my shoe?

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

batmunk

1) School hamburger meat. really nasty.

2) Slimy muddy, pond scum.

1) "Oh shit, was that a hamburger?"
"yep"
"oh shit i stepped in batmunk!"

2) "hey feel the bottom of the lake over here."
"Eww. it feels like batmunk!"

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

the neglect look

When you wear black dress shoes instead of wearing gay white reebok's so that The Boys wont make fun of you.

"Danny, don't wear those white Reebok's, they'll make fun of you for wearing THOSE. Here, wear these black dress shoes. They're cool."
"Uh, no thanks."
" Come on, its the neglect look.

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

Moving the furniture

Having sex while your son or daughter is in the house.

"Last night my mom and Dave were moving the furniture all night, IT KEPT ME UP!"

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

Pete-sketball

A game played in a highschool gymnasium where you toss a super bouncy ball against a wall using complex and fancy throws to get points.

Yesterday in gym, joey lent us his skull bouncy ball so me and the don played pete-sketball.

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

and-the-boyish

masturbating, rubbing off, wanking it, Whacking off, jacking off, jerking it, beating off, playing tug of war with cyclops, spanking the monkey, or, jerkin the ma gherkin.

"excuse me for a minute i gotta go be and-the-boyish.

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

the dock nazi

if she hears you saying her name at your camp site, she'll throw you in the gas chamber

Pete: Hey, Scott. Look. It's the DN. The dock nazi! Hee hee!

by Sidenote April 23, 2008