Mouzzle 

The categorical antonym of the word "slither."

To mouzzle is to secure the bag in a manner that leaves no doubt of the subjects success in securing said bag.

Only used when expressing explicit certainty of a subjects actions outcome.

See "mouzzled" for the past tense of mouzzle.

Guy 1: Yo did you see Evan just went upstairs with Emily!

Guy 2: Yoooooo, no way he doesn't mouzzle that!!

Guy 3: Damn, I really thought I could have slithered in there.

Guy 1: Ew dude, you don't have enough swagger.

Mouzzle by Morles January 4, 2022

Bucket of Muzzle Blast 

Among artillerymen, a nonexistent item used to trick rookies. It is commonly used to send rookies on a wild goose chase. (Muzzle blast is the burst of smoke and fire that erupts from the muzzle when a shell is fired.)

"Private, go to the supply sergeant and see if he can find you a bucket of muzzle blast."

Bucket of Muzzle Blast by Tom from the Shore November 19, 2007

Muzzle sweep 

It's when you carelessly aim your gun in someone's direction without intentionally meaning to do so. Newbie gun owners are often at fault of this, but also when people unholster a firearm they can make the same mistake unknowingly. Muzzle sweeping is violating the second rule of firearm safety.

T-money whipped out his nine from being strapped in between his belt and boxers and muzzle sweeped us all as we ducked anxiously in fear.

Muzzle sweep by Tarolyst November 22, 2011

Muzzle brake 

Something that pussies who can’t control ak use and immediately gets flamed for using. If u use this, please get help.

Oh Wyatt has a muzzle brake on his ak? What a faggot.

Muzzle brake by Big black rust god69 May 7, 2021

Weaver Muzzle

The notorious muzzle shaped like a "W"

It is impossible and pointless to fight it because the muzzle will never stop coming back, so it is much easier to submit and accept that God will not save you because he does not exist.

Those who enter the realm of Weaver can be easily spotted due to the Weaver Muzzle that they wear.

Brasil: Hey Jason, I heard cool guys wear muzzles.
Jason: Naw man, I'm fighting the muzzle.
Dustywabbit: You can't fight it Jason. Just submit.
Jason: No! I will never submit!
Weaver: Jason? Did I give you permission to take off the Weaver Muzzle?
Jason: *puts muzzle on* Mmh mmmh mmh mmmmmh. (I'm sorry Ms. Weaver)
Brasil: So it's true. Cool guys do wear muzzles.
Jason: Mmmh mmh mmmh. (Fuck you man)

Weaver Muzzle by BrasilStyle May 19, 2010

Cunt Muzzle 

n. A woman who, when in the company of female acquaintances, blocks or "muzzles" their attempts to score with a person of potential sexual interest.
v. To prevent a woman from having sexual liasons.

See: cock block.

Tina was trying to get to know this hot guy last night, but Debbie acted like a total cunt muzzle when she mentioned that Tina is on the rag.

Debbie cunt muzzled Gretchen from making out with Jim by bringing up her massive unicorn collection.

Cunt Muzzle by Captain Kegel February 26, 2009

muzzletoff

i.e. mazel tov, lit. meaning "good fortune" in Hebrew and Yiddish. Jewish people use this expression to congratulate each other when something good happens, meaning something like good for you, well done, or congratulations.

A: I just passed my driving test.
B: Muzzletoff!

muzzletoff by semicolumn January 26, 2009