Muzzleloader 

1. The act of taking a large pinch of chewing tobacco and inserting into a partner's anus, and "packing" the chew into a partner's anal cavity.*

2. May also be used for personal pleasure by pushing the chew into one's anus with their thumb.*

*(Each act will result in the recipient of the chew in the anus to experience a form of extreme euphoria)

1. I gave a bitch a muzzleloader the other night, only to have her puke all over my sheets.

2. Whenever my masturbation sessions get boring, I like to give myself a muzzleloader with cherry Skoal.

Muzzleloader by Deezzz Nutzzz March 2, 2009

muzzleloader 

A man who enjoys having objects inserted into his urethra. (term is derived from old-time guns that had their bullets loaded from the top of the barrel)

It was only when Mike asked Jill to insert the happy end of a ball point pen into his penis that she realized he was a muzzleloader.

muzzleloader by Don Wong September 30, 2003

Muzzleloader 

The act of blowing cocaine into a girls anus, then proceeding to have anal sex.

My dick was numb after doing the muzzleloader to that girl last night.

Muzzleloader by alwaysdabbin April 30, 2016

Muzzleloader 

the act of eating a vagina with a dip in preferably longhorn. After you are done munching her pink hole you take the dip out and insert it in her vagina.
last night i was eating out jess after i was done working that pussy i gave her the wet bandit

Last night I gave Meredith the ol’ muzzleloader.

Muzzleloader by joyoustangus October 13, 2023

Jackson County Muzzleloader 

Similar to the Montana Musket Loader but in place of a woman, its your cousin. When you are making sweet love to your cousin you throw some good ol' Copenhagen long cut in your lip then after a minute or two you take it out and place it on your cousin's anus and stuff it in with your penis.

I wanted to hunt this morning but I got a Jackson County Muzzleloader last night and I won't be able to walk until I'm ready for another beer, which is now.

Jackson County Muzzleloader by Dirt606 February 18, 2021

tennesse muzzleloader 

It's when you're fucking a girl in the ass with a dip in and you get her shit hole gapping (big enough a golf ball will go down with ease) and you rip your cock out and take your wad of chew (has to be Copenhagen Longcut) and throw it right down her poop shit. You then shove your dick back in her and blow your baby batter all over the chew.

Well boys gave my gal a tennesse muzzleloader and it smelt like ass, chew and cum

tennesse muzzleloader by MuzzleloaderKing October 1, 2015

Mexican Muzzleloader

When a man puts chewing tobacco in his mouth spits it out on a womans vagina and starts to have sexual intercourse

mark: did you hit it?
Steve: yea bro she let me do a mexican muzzleloader

mark: hell yea!

Mexican Muzzleloader by Themanalive November 7, 2011