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MuzzleFucker 

One mean mutha with no conscience and the IQ of a Warthog. Would shoot you rather argue.
That Muzzlefucker jus pulled his 45 and blew him clean across the room.
MuzzleFucker by Unzippacommando July 29, 2012
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Mugglefucker 

What Malfoy shouts at the good guys at the end of "adult" version of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.
Draco caught sight of Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny staring at him, nodded curtly and shouted "what yo' mudblood asses doin' starin' at me mugglefuckers!"
Mugglefucker by dyamantese July 17, 2009

Muzzle Fucker

A term originated in the furry fandom. It means someone with a short penis. The word came from the thought that anthro creatures, such as wolves, have a long muzzle. If you can get past the muzzle with a blowjob, you are okay. If you can't make it (past the muzzle), you are a muzzle fucker.
"Did you hear what <asshole person> did to my car window? That Muzzle Fucker threw a rock through it!"
Muzzle Fucker by Yiff-center June 19, 2018

Mugglefucker 

A person of less expertise, experience, knowledge, and understanding that causes great frustration to someone with greater knowledge, experience and expertise.
Brian is such a mugglefucker! He totally just screwed me over...I feel so mugglefucked by him!
Mugglefucker by iosnerd July 27, 2017

Dutch Munklefucker 

Sticking your hand up a girl's anus, as in fisting, and you grab onto her intestines and pull them out. People who do this are called Dutch Munklefuckers.
"Dude I stuck my hand in my girlfriend's ass and pulled her innards out! It was hot!"
"DUDE! You're such a Dutch Munklefucker!"
Dutch Munklefucker by MrBobinator February 2, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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