Cardio Chicken

When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.

So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.

Nobody wins because this game sucks.

Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym

Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken

Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her

Gym Rat 2: ...

Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude

Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING

by Morles December 28, 2022

Mouzzle

The categorical antonym of the word "slither."

To mouzzle is to secure the bag in a manner that leaves no doubt of the subjects success in securing said bag.

Only used when expressing explicit certainty of a subjects actions outcome.

See "mouzzled" for the past tense of mouzzle.

Guy 1: Yo did you see Evan just went upstairs with Emily!

Guy 2: Yoooooo, no way he doesn't mouzzle that!!

Guy 3: Damn, I really thought I could have slithered in there.

Guy 1: Ew dude, you don't have enough swagger.

by Morles January 05, 2022

No Homo

Used by boys whose inferiority complexes make them fear to be perceived as gay.

Guy 1: You actually look really good in those jeans... no homo though.
Guy 2: Imagine still saying No Homo...

by Morles April 15, 2021