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Mountain Dew Moonpie 

Having a woman piss on you while doing anal in the cowgirl position.
That freak gave me a Mountain Dew moonpie and soaked the sheets.

Moon Mountain 

(noun) The imaginary place of origin of certain types of people (usually women) who are unusually stylish and sexy and have some kind of foreign accent that is not easily identifiable. For example the barista at your local coffee shop who makes you feel like you are in a Jean-Luc Godard film when she takes your order.
You: She was wearing this cool skirt and these amazingly huge sunglasses and had a hot, vaguely European accent.

Me: Where is she from?

You: I dunno. Moon Mountain.
Moon Mountain by doctorjohnson April 13, 2007
it is a rare type of mountain that is located in the moon (not limited to the Earth's moon),rumour has it that Neil Armstrong once resided in this special moontain. Other derivatives of this fantastical word includes luntagne in French and luntaña for Spanish speaking moontaineers.
Charlie lets go to the candy moontain!!
or
Charlie nous allons à la luntagne de bonbons!!
or
Charlie vamos a ir a la luntaña de dulces!!
moontain by unicorniverse March 27, 2009
Spaceman: Look at that Moontain! It's Giant!
Spaceman 2: Yeah, your right. Moontain!
Moontain by Bob.Inc January 7, 2020