motty

Someone who is kind and yet an asshole at the same time, but still manages to win the women over with his good looks and fun personality. Someone who is crazy. Someone who is beautiful. Someone who doesnt care of what others think of them, however still lets others influence them once within their presence (makes the person somewhat two faced). A person who can make someone happy and sad within two seconds time. Motty can be someone that will stay in your heart forever, or can be a person that'll wish you never met.

Person1: Did you see motty yesterday?
Person2: Yeah, he/she made me cry at night but then i forgot about it the next morning.

by Andyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy July 16, 2006

motty

a fit bird, pussy, gash etc.

also used as a name for people who get a lot of motty, or who dont, just to make fun

"ahhh man, i got some fiiine motty last night"

"eurgh... where's Motty got his hands??"

by mottylover April 5, 2006

Jay Motty

A hand job when the hand is covered in shit

Gerrard shat on his hand, wrapped said hand around Klopp’s schlong and gave Klopp a Jay Motty. Klopp loved it.

by BenDNazzakat April 1, 2023

mc monty

The mythical boy who sat on a bench alongside the two other legendary mcs. He took the mic from mc beardy and dropped his famous bars about a gaffin and not knowing what to do.

"Yes i was sitting in the gaff and i had no fucking clue, yes i had to do, something to do."

Damn, what else was MC monty doing?

"I was sitting with welshy and MC beardy, motherfuckin' wicked MC"

by 1tonystark1 July 16, 2020

Ratty matty

The most useless despicable character in the vampire diaries.

Hey do you know Matt

Ya ofc I wish he was dead
Ya I hate ratty matty

by Tvdlover🥃🍷❤️😍 June 29, 2020

Mott

Acronymn

Most
Of
The
Time

gGuy: I love GTA
ggGuy: how often u play
gGuy: mott, I even think I'm a pro

by TF'ingBoiHimself April 8, 2020

Monty Python

A wonderful world full of lumberjacks, dead parrots, Australians named Bruce, men with silly walks, men who say "nudge nudge", knights who say "ni" and a very naughty boy named Brian.
It is the happiest place on earth where vikings eat spam and where no one expects the Spanish Inquisition

Monty Python is responsible for about 90% of all TV references made by men over 40.

by Jack Cheese September 14, 2016