by badunkadunk October 03, 2005
Get the matty mug.bestest guy friend you could have, funnayy, cute, totally fun to be around
but can also be a horny beast
but can also be a horny beast
Let's go to the movies with matty! That would be so much fun!
Matty, lets not have sex tonight, please.
Matty, lets not have sex tonight, please.
by lanzzz=] December 25, 2008
Get the matty mug.To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being slapped because they had pointed out you would never be the "American President" as played by Michael Douglas.
"shut up or i'm gonna fuckin' matty you!"
"i saw this guy talking to my girlfriend and to piss on my spot i mattied him"
"i saw this guy talking to my girlfriend and to piss on my spot i mattied him"
by honeybadger0706 August 25, 2011
Get the matty mug.by New Yorker lol November 10, 2011
Get the matty mug.Dude #1:"Man we're drinking Matty's tonight"
Dude #2:"Awful!"
Dude #1:"Yeah, but it'll get ya drunk!"
Dude #2:"Awful!"
Dude #1:"Yeah, but it'll get ya drunk!"
by James of FP7 November 12, 2008
Get the matty mug.Mattie is a walking goddess.
She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.
She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.
But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.
She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.
Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.
Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.
She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.
But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.
She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.
Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.
Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
by yuk0ncornelius January 22, 2018
Get the Mattie mug.She is a nice loving caring girl who will love with all her heart she will sometimes get mad but she will always come back and when she feels strongly about something she will not change her mind she is a great friend and she will always make your day brighter.
Mattie is cool.
by hiits me April 28, 2017
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