the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind
"i wish i could find a guy like matty"
by badunkadunk October 03, 2005
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bestest guy friend you could have, funnayy, cute, totally fun to be around
but can also be a horny beast
Let's go to the movies with matty! That would be so much fun!

Matty, lets not have sex tonight, please.
by lanzzz=] December 24, 2008
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To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being slapped because they had pointed out you would never be the "American President" as played by Michael Douglas.
"shut up or i'm gonna fuckin' matty you!"

"i saw this guy talking to my girlfriend and to piss on my spot i mattied him"
by honeybadger0706 August 23, 2011
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the name of a person who is an absolute mad cunt
matty your such a mad cunt, why are you so cool, your my hero man i wish to be as buff as you one day
by ahjimmeh August 13, 2008
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n. A mixed drink consisting of one part Natural Light and one part MD 20/20.
Dude #1:"Man we're drinking Matty's tonight"
Dude #2:"Awful!"
Dude #1:"Yeah, but it'll get ya drunk!"
by James of FP7 November 12, 2006
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