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It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Yet another word for a big, unkempt hairy vagina.
Like growler, it's a dirty old matted jungle of a thing.

An uncontrollable and nearly unbearable feeling of embarassment for another human being, who normally does not know they should be embarassed.

Sexually transmitted disease. Includes but is not limited too gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, etc. A degenerative condition.

another term used instead of girlfriend.

Also means a hairy vagina (not in ireland) which is funny as this means all the girls in ireland don't realise they are being called hairy vaginas