Mortta A Fake One. This person likes men ( homosexual ). This type of person is never the Realest one in the room. They are a fat neek. This type of person also is interested in third-wheeling 24/7.
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1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.
2. When medical attention must seek you.
2. When medical attention must seek you.
by chonboi January 21, 2009
Get the Mortal Celery State mug.Mortada is somebody who is career-driven and a hard-working person. They will go far in life. Everything is 100 percent with them. Mortada is friendly, people are so drawn to them for their charismatic abilities and good vibes. Many are jealous/admired of Mortadas. They are not egotistical or arrogant, they are humble and genuine with who they are and what they do. Mortada is a heart warming soul. They care so much about their family and friends. If you're lucky to date a Mortada or in love with one, don't let them go. They are truly a gentlemen and have a heart of gold. It doesn't hurt also that Mortada is very handsome and have a great smile. Their smile is contagious and they're very photogenic. They are also great lovers in bed, they're very passionate at what they love to do in life, now just imagine having one as a lover. Be ready to laugh as hard as you can, they have an awesome sense of humor as well. They are so full of life, can crack you up with silly jokes on Reddit or YouTube. Mortadas tend to have very great style in fashion. Music is a great aspect in their life. They're honest. Mortadas are the best kind of people and if you are lucky to be friends with one, date one or have a family member as one, then you are one lucky person. Because Mortadas are awesome and that's that.
by Best friends?/)/):): May 20, 2019
Get the Mortada mug.A popular one-on-one fighting game developed in the USA first released on the arcade in the early 90's. One of the first games that featured digitized graphics and actors (now extinct form of graphics). Mortal Kombat was developed by Ed Boon and his partner John Tobias (later joined Ed). This game also featured excessive amounts of blood, gore, and violence. That scored serious controversy. When the game was going to be released on the home consoles, matters got worse. Feminists and liberals began to fight the game actively. Feminists blamed the game for violence towards women and liberals blamed the game for excessive violence being shown to children. A group called the Entertainment Software Ratings Board was then developed because of the violence. The founder, democrat senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut. Mortal Kombat was so popular, many sequels and spin offs were made. Distinctive characters include; Liu Kang (a shaolin monk with black hair who looks like Bruce Lee and practices martial arts), Sonya Blade (a military woman), Kano (a bald criminal with a cybernetic eye. He throws knives), Raiden (sometimes spelled Rayden, a thunder god), Johnny Cage (an actor who kicks and shoots green energy spheres from his arms), Scorpion (a yellow ninja who breathes fire and fires a spear from his hand), Sub-Zero (a blue warrior, who belongs to the Lin-Kuei with the ability to freeze his opponents), Shang-Tsung (a sorceror with the ability to morph into other characters), Goro (a four armed monster) and Reptile (a hidden Green warrior, one can fight him at the bottom of the pit. He mimics the moves of Scorpion and Sub-Zero. Later in the series, he gained his own moves), just to name a few.
(Scorpion impales Liu Kang with spear)
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!!
(Upper cuts Liu Kang)
Liu Kang: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Liu Kang flying kicks Scorpion, launching Scorpion backwards)
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!!
(Upper cuts Liu Kang)
Liu Kang: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Liu Kang flying kicks Scorpion, launching Scorpion backwards)
by rbxfromdashow August 24, 2004
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Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
Nick: How?
Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet
by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011
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It's often used in a comical manner, but it's still a heavy insult.
It's often used in a comical manner, but it's still a heavy insult.
"Li mortacci tua, ma che cazzo stai facendo!?"
"For your fucking dead ones's sake, what the fuck are you doing!?"
"For your fucking dead ones's sake, what the fuck are you doing!?"
by Ministry of Swearing March 28, 2014
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