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Mortada is somebody who is career-driven and a hard-working person. They will go far in life. Everything is 100 percent with them. Mortada is friendly, people are so drawn to them for their charismatic abilities and good vibes. Many are jealous/admired of Mortadas. They are not egotistical or arrogant, they are humble and genuine with who they are and what they do. Mortada is a heart warming soul. They care so much about their family and friends. If you're lucky to date a Mortada or in love with one, don't let them go. They are truly a gentlemen and have a heart of gold. It doesn't hurt also that Mortada is very handsome and have a great smile. Their smile is contagious and they're very photogenic. They are also great lovers in bed, they're very passionate at what they love to do in life, now just imagine having one as a lover. Be ready to laugh as hard as you can, they have an awesome sense of humor as well. They are so full of life, can crack you up with silly jokes on Reddit or YouTube. Mortadas tend to have very great style in fashion. Music is a great aspect in their life. They're honest. Mortadas are the best kind of people and if you are lucky to be friends with one, date one or have a family member as one, then you are one lucky person. Because Mortadas are awesome and that's that.
Mortada is vey nice.
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Mortada ahmed

A man who has a electricity fetish and doesn't like women named after the arab man who did just that and was a 'homosexual' man
My friend is such a mortada Ahmed hence he likes electricity
Mortada ahmed by Itsnathan February 15, 2020
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Murtada is a the best guy you will meet. If you have a friend like murtada you are lucky . Murtada has a good personality. Is a calm person and very respectful. Sometimes Murtada makes you laugh. Murtada can be dangerous sometimes. Murtada might hack you. Be careful. But don't worry Murtada is a kind and humble person. Murtada is the best friend for you. Murtada is calm and will give you the best advices. They are tolerate people . A Murtada will never give off their private information or anything, even if you want to spend a night with a Murtada. So don't even try to ask them for private information. Murtada is very pretty too. And intelligent.
-Hey did you see that person was very intelligent and pretty

-Yes he is a Murtada.
Murtada by Heleenaa June 29, 2021
Murtaḍā, lit. 'the One pleasing to God') or Murtaza, also spelled Mortaza or Morteza. (Persian: مرتضى ) is a common Muslim name of Arabic origin.
Murtada king
Murtada by Heleenaa June 29, 2021
A cool guy , nice and calm at the same time, everyone loves him and he looks good
Maan i wanna be murtada so bad
Murtada by Mort April 20, 2019

mortazavied 

1)To shit ones pants at a party, then to have his grandma come and pick him up.
2)To also shit in your grandmothers car
3)A football player whos very big
O my gosh Sarrose you Mortazavied all over the place.
mortazavied by Big Boss of North February 7, 2006

mortadella 

derived from the Italian sausage, meaning a loser.
"Guy's a fuckin' mortadella."
mortadella by juss_peachie January 17, 2006
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