Mortifier 

he idiot who smoke weed and date homeless dogs

Gay Mortifier

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Mortifier by RATSAREGAY February 15, 2019

Melancholic Mortifier 

A random dude that has nothing better to do in life

are you a Melancholic Mortifier?

Melancholic Mortifier by Artemis1024 March 25, 2023

Richard and Mortimer

A animated show for those whom’st’ve a great IQ. Saying any line from said show will instantly increase your IQ by at least 50 points, depending on the quote. Speaking of the show will gain you the most fame and knowledge one man could ever have. In reality, this show is just for small children who think they are smart or for people to use ironically as a shit meme.

Guy: Dude do you watch Rick and Morty?
Guy 2: You mean RICHARD AND MORTIMER. *pause* WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB! *IQ increase tenfold*

Richard and Mortimer by Vinman7122 October 29, 2017

Mortified 

Being beyond embarrassed or ashamed.

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.

Mortified by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Famous Mortimer

Famous Mortimer is the fictional director of several shows, music videos, and films (including "Coupon: The Movie") appearing throughout Mr. Show sketches. He appears only once, as a background character. In his one appearance, he was played by comedian Patton Oswalt.

Did you see that Famous Mortimer sketch on Mr. Show with Bob and David?

Famous Mortimer by Dj_kulture August 3, 2006

Morified 

Being assimilated into the Morissette Amon's universe upon reacting for the first time.

As a reactor you have now been Morified!

Morified by jtate64 March 25, 2021

Mortimer Jordan 

Well, a school where football is praised and academics are made into a joke, it’s full of daddy’s money little sluts, preppy sluts who think they own the world, a few normal people, and then people who will probably marry their sketch book or an animal when they’re older. Also this school is filled with nicotine addicts, sluts, and rednecks!

guy1: do you go to mortimer jordan
guy2: yes why
guy3: i bet its aweful

Mortimer Jordan by TheBiggestBitch April 14, 2020