Getting "drunk" off a beautiful girl's charm and wit.
(typically girls named Melanie)
If you are obsessed with how "perfect" a girl is, you should probably start attending MA meetings (or Melancholic's Anonymous).

"My name is Bradley, and I am a melancholic"
"You give me butterflies when you do that, but I like it. I must be a Melancholic"

Melancholic by melanieqwerty December 8, 2013

melancholic

highly addicted to melons to the point of endangerment

girl 1: what’s wrong with her?!
girl 2: oh...she’s melancholic.
girl 3: yeah i heard she just started therapy.

melancholic by livvylivster March 21, 2020

Melancholic

Half flaccid sad.

I'm not sad, I'm just a little melancholic.

Melancholic by cummonman August 16, 2022

melancholic dick

When you try to yank and dank to something, but your thicc dicc is too sad for no reason

Female; Come on, your turn to send nude!
Male; I can't! I have a melancholic dick!

melancholic dick by Venom Miller June 24, 2017

Melancholic Mortifier

A random dude that has nothing better to do in life

are you a Melancholic Mortifier?

Melancholic Mortifier by Artemis1024 March 25, 2023

Happily Melancholic

Happily Melancholic is the feeling of being happily content with life but you are secretly sad and lonesome as well. Not really, depressed because you are ok or have come to terms with your feeling of sadness but you're not always sad and depressed.

*Ways to know you're Happily Melancholic*
-Lost A Close Loved One
-Really Good Worker
-Distant (from others)
- Loveable towards people.
- Can't Trust others well.
-Have problems with making close friends.
-If you're really creative or you read a lot.
and so on..

Guy #1: Are you Happily Melancholic (or HM)?
Girl #1: No, why?
Girl #2: Because you listen to Maria Taylor, Dido, Gemma Hayes, and the only japanese music you like is Akino Arai. I told you that the music you like would make people think you're "HM".
Girl #1: Hmm, I guess you're right.

Happily Melancholic by HappilyMelancholic July 12, 2010

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026