Mornackle

(Verb)(Morn-Ack-le)Term for whacking something with a weapon covered in spikes.
Morn in Mornackle,comes from the word mourn.

Phrase from Killer Seven”These mornackled bodies look recent”
The criminal used a spiked baseball bat,ready to mornackle the woman.

by UrbanChow12 May 2, 2018

Mofackle

When cursing is unacceptable because you're either at church or at a business meeting or among mixed company or you want your underage kids to use a curse word and the verb or noun mother fucker needs to be used you can you mofackle instead.

Confession to Priest: Forgive me father, for i have been a bad mofackle!

In anger: You are on dumb mofackle!

Son: Daddy that mother fucker almost hit us running that red light!

Dad: I know son but please use mofackle instead!

by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) October 6, 2010

Monacle Lewinsky

a female intern who parades around the Washington D.C. area wearing broken eye glasses (only one leg).

Nathalie: "My glasses broke! They now only have one leg!"
Gaby: "How are you going to do your internship in D.C.? You're almost blind!
Nathalie: "I guess I just have to man up and do it."
Gaby: "Alright, Monacle Lewinsky!"

by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 4, 2011

Satan's Monacle

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.

I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?

by Singster725 December 9, 2008

arabian monacle

is arabian sunglasses given by a man with one said testicle.

After a tragic speluniking incidint he was only able to give his woman an an arabian monacle, you assclown.

by cindy assclown January 14, 2008

hot monacle

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle

Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot

by JackWTP September 4, 2008

Pearl Monacle

When a man reaches climax and ejaculates into the eye of his partner; a similar move to the pearl necklace.

Jason gave Alex a pearl monacle.

by Mike March 19, 2003