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When cursing is unacceptable because you're either at church or at a business meeting or among mixed company or you want your underage kids to use a curse word and the verb or noun mother fucker needs to be used you can you mofackle instead.
Confession to Priest: Forgive me father, for i have been a bad mofackle!

In anger: You are on dumb mofackle!

Son: Daddy that mother fucker almost hit us running that red light!

Dad: I know son but please use mofackle instead!

Monacle Lewinsky 

a female intern who parades around the Washington D.C. area wearing broken eye glasses (only one leg).
Nathalie: "My glasses broke! They now only have one leg!"
Gaby: "How are you going to do your internship in D.C.? You're almost blind!
Nathalie: "I guess I just have to man up and do it."
Gaby: "Alright, Monacle Lewinsky!"

Satan's Monacle 

The spinning wheel of doom given out by a Mac trying to process seemingly simple task.
I just want to launch iTunes! Why must I face Satan's Monacle again!?!?!?
Satan's Monacle by Singster725 December 9, 2008

arabian monacle 

is arabian sunglasses given by a man with one said testicle.
After a tragic speluniking incidint he was only able to give his woman an an arabian monacle, you assclown.
arabian monacle by cindy assclown January 14, 2008

hot monacle 

When a man comes on the white of a woman's eyeball, giving her a feeling like she's wearing a hot monacle
Jack gives Sheila a hot monacle to end the porn-shoot
hot monacle by JackWTP September 4, 2008

Pearl Monacle 

When a man reaches climax and ejaculates into the eye of his partner; a similar move to the pearl necklace.
Jason gave Alex a pearl monacle.
Pearl Monacle by Mike March 19, 2003