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A really good friend but needs to be taken care of often. They need to be given lots of attention and need to be closely monitored. They will be found watching dirty jokes on the internet and need to be fed chocolate on the hour between 6 am and 6 pm any time other then that and she will be the next gremlin. She is a huge bitch and very funny.
'why is she always eating chocolate and being a bitch'
'because she is morlie'
Morlie by ligma anonymous April 27, 2020
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Miss Morley

Kim Jong Un's daughter with a 99% plastic body, she sexually contacted lamp and obtained herpes, she's anti-mobile and haves a sworn enemies she constantly attempts to murder called the phone gang as she think that the electrical energy would dry up her plastic skin.
Oh dear is that Miss Morley!? Better stay away. All phones down.
Miss Morley by Phone boys March 10, 2020
Related Words
Morlie • Morlied • Mollies • mollie • marlies • Marlie • morley • moolies • Moriel • mollied
to deliver your project to reliable hands.
when you "morrie" your project, you guarantee that the results will be epic.
A: what about your upcoming book release?
B: no worries, i morried it!
morrie by driedtearscrocodile February 4, 2021
The most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She's super pretty, smart, funny, and will make you smile. When you talk to her, you feel the best you've ever felt. You get nervous when you talk to her, because you don't want to mess anything up, so you make a joke to make her laugh. She has the BEST smile you'll ever see in your life!
Friend: Who is she!
Me: She's my Mollie. Mmhmm.
Mollie by ChillBruh April 6, 2015

Moolie Martini

a delicious drink consisting of Bartons Vodka and Kool-Aid.
Any flavor of Kool-Aid will do. I like my Moolie Martini with Cherry Kool-Aid.
"Hey John, fire up the grill and I'll make us some Moolie Martinis"
Moolie Martini by shamroxnshots April 20, 2009
One of the sweetest and funniest girls you'll ever meet in your life. Always smiling and will do anything to make the one she loves happy. She never feels pretty but is one of the most beautiful girls you'll ever lay your eyes on.
Marlie is so kind. She's an angel!
Marlie by Mistress Skye Glee January 31, 2015

bob morley 

The hottest mother fucker you will see on the 100. Trust me. Also, who calls their child Bob? he doesn't even look like a Bob!!
"Bob Morley is the hottest mother fucker you will see on the 100. Trust me."
bob morley by laksjdjfg May 19, 2016
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countrypolitan 

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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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