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Monsanity 

Something insane that involves the energy drink monster.
It was monsanity when you drank that whole B.F.C. in one minuet.
Monsanity by DarthAwesome January 10, 2009
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Go Monsanto on it

To Poison; to lay bare; to remove all life; to destroy as in "Agent Orange"
Damn, my arborvitae have all been eaten by bagworms! Next year I'm a go Monsanto on it
Go Monsanto on it by leftydog1961 August 10, 2020
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Minsanity 

Insanity in Minnesota, insane partying in Minnesota.
Dude, the countdown to minsanity begins.. t-5 days.

Can't wait till Minsanity dude. It's going to be Minsane in the membrane!
Minsanity by SammyQS July 13, 2012

mundanity 

mundanity = a sensation of craziness caused by the indefinite routine of boring existence
When overcome by mundanity, the afflicted are known to sing in public, run naked in the streets, or otherwise act out to free themselves.
mundanity by Boris Lune March 28, 2008

mormanity 

Another word for mormanism, just a little offensive.
i liked you until you converted to Mormanity! This is Insanity!
mormanity by Master Zula June 29, 2011

Monsanto 

Monsanto as a company lies, incredibly, about what they are doing. They bribe officials around the world and they seem to treat the world as their toilet. That’s not right for the rest of us.

Produces roundup and now producing the nations food!

Tried to kill us all by injecting bovine growth hormone your cows!
Monsanto's development and marketing of genetically engineered seed and bovine growth hormone, as well as its aggressive litigation, political lobbying practices, seed commercialization practices and "strong-arming" of the seed industry have made the company controversial around the world and a primary target of the alter-globalization movement and environmental activists. As a result of its business strategies and licensing agreements, Monsanto came under investigation by the U.S. Justice Department in 2009.
Monsanto by Daisydew August 18, 2011
When a man makes a woman angry for any reason. This will cause the woman to gain the mansanity. Common causes for the mansanity are when men don't call/text when they should, when a man doesn't clean up after himself, when a man is late for a meeting/cancels last minute.
John hasn't called me in three days! I have the mansanity sooooo badly!

Joe didn't put the laundry on like I asked, I have all the mansanity right now!
Mansanity by TheLG June 23, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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