Mordon

when an asian girl, falls in love with a semi-attractive caucasian male.. they become "mordon"

GOD. there was limi, and now mordon!
i will die alone.

by 58bitches November 19, 2012

Mordor button

The button or switch that you use to call nurses and doctors, usually located behind your hospital bed. Because it takes "one ring to bring them all".

Looks like I'm gonna have to use the Mordor button now---damn glucose IV line keeps on coming out of my arm!

by pentozali October 2, 2007

Mordor

The Deepest Depression Ever; a mental or emotional breakdown.

I've been to Mordor Over 30 Times!!!! & Came back to tell the tale!!!! I am a Survivor!!!!

by Starchylde December 24, 2014

mormon math

when one plus one does not equal two, etc. more precisely, a couple would be equal to 5 or more- as in wives

James: "check this out: I need a couple of bucks"

Bob: "will a five work?"

James: "dude, I like your mormon math.."

by oneQuarterKiltD February 24, 2013

mormon deathstar

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.

We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

by All-in Steve August 21, 2020

Microsoft Team Moron

A person, usually picked by the boss to ride herd over an otherwise productive team and tattle on any members that aren't chanting the party line and ready to slit their own throats for diversity.
They are champions of the "we" concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
They follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. They avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
In the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: "see them".

willis agreed with John when he told her the new management plan was never going to work, and outlined the problems. Later we found she was named microsoft team moron for ratting him out to upper management and getting him demoted, now no one on the team will discuss anything with her so she's recruited spies withing the team.

by Stan West April 21, 2005

Moron

Someone who’s VERY stupid and RARELY uses their heads.

Person: Shut up moron

by Ace the simp January 15, 2023