rarely 

frequently

Newman : All right. Then let me ask you this. Didn't you find it interesting that your friend had the foresight to purchase postal insurance for your stereo. Huh. I mean parcels are rarely damaged during shipping

Jerry : Define rarely

Newman : Frequently

rarely by Sal Bass March 1, 2011

Rarely 

Not occuring often.

I could rarely strip of my undies before I was 3, though I always slipped on my undies!

Rarely by Turo Fernandez August 18, 2019

Rarely 

Almost never do something.

Up though the last day of nine years old, if due to no time to concentrate, I'd rarely pull down my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Thick Blue Line Boxer Briefs Underwear.

Rarely by TrrlHrndz August 11, 2023

rarely legal

Ordering a steak, burger, or other meat product as rare as legally allowed by health codes.

I take my steaks rarely legal because I don't want the flavor cooked out.

rarely legal by VRDemont May 9, 2011

Rarely Seen Land Whale 

The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.

Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."

Rarely Seen Land Whale by Big eyed bandit November 7, 2012

Rarely Unknown2 

A local autist of auridon. He often runs around yelling autistic chants. He puts noobs on hush mode because they "don't want no 'moke!" He is the pimp of Tamriel, and he requests pics via Xbox messages.

"How you been?"
"fuh you bih"
"I want my gohd you fat boy"
~Rarely Unknown2

Rarely Unknown2 by How you been February 15, 2019

what's rarely good 

A spinoff of the commonly used phrase/question "what's really good" (which was made popular by rappers cam'ron and dip set).

Son, I heard you had my name all in your mouth at the party last night, what's rarely good with that?

what's rarely good by beckyhearst June 28, 2005