moosetart 

stupid;dumb

You're a moosetart.

moosetart by Chiken Boy November 22, 2011

Moosetart 

A person who is stupid, dumb, etc.

Person A: "2+2 is 22!!!"
Person B: "No, it's 4. You're such a moosetart.

Moosetart by Chiken Boiy December 1, 2011

Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.

Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???

Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017

moosetits

When people can't pronounce the youtuber Muselk's name they say Moosetits

Person 1: Hey do you watch Muselk?
Person2: Moosetits? Yeah he is gud

moosetits by ZiggoKill September 21, 2016

mooseterbation 

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks

mooseterbation by shawn..do..me..now... December 28, 2005

Moostarde 

Moostarde is a drunken swedish socialist who works in a volvo factory in Borås.

Moostarde put down the whisky!

Moostarde by Balle mannen October 18, 2022

Moosetafa02 

A pwnage runescape player, rumoured to play 24/7, although we have no actual proof.

Zomg! there goes Moosetafa02!!!

Moosetafa02 by Ms106 November 1, 2008