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moosetart 

You're a moosetart.
moosetart by Chiken Boy November 22, 2011
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Moosetart 

A person who is stupid, dumb, etc.
Person A: "2+2 is 22!!!"
Person B: "No, it's 4. You're such a moosetart.
Moosetart by Chiken Boiy December 1, 2011

Mooseterbating 

The act of jerking off, except you are a moose.
Person 1: Dude, do you see that moose?
Person 2: Bruhhhhhhh, is it Mooseterbating???
Mooseterbating by LooseYolky January 15, 2017
When people can't pronounce the youtuber Muselk's name they say Moosetits
Person 1: Hey do you watch Muselk?
Person2: Moosetits? Yeah he is gud
moosetits by ZiggoKill September 21, 2016

mooseterbation 

when you start to masterbate at 12:07 and 43 sec a.m. while watching Animal Planet in your Aunt's bedroom.
Dude 1: Dude last night's mooseterbation lasted for 3 hours straight last night
Dude 2: Was it good?
Dude 1: Heck Yes
Trisha: Sick freaks
Word of the Day on March 27, 2019

Moostarde 

Moostarde is a drunken swedish socialist who works in a volvo factory in Borås.
Moostarde put down the whisky!
Moostarde by Balle mannen October 18, 2022

Moosetafa02 

A pwnage runescape player, rumoured to play 24/7, although we have no actual proof.
Zomg! there goes Moosetafa02!!!
Moosetafa02 by Ms106 November 1, 2008
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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