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moosemare

When someone has a moose related incident, the nightmares associated with that incident are called moosemares.
Margaret: Jim, wake up and get me a clean pyjama, i just wet myself during a moosemare.
Jim: Oh ffs not again.
by reuben.abela August 22, 2016
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Moosemas

MOOSEMAS is floating winter holiday meant as a non-religious substitute for Christmas, Hanukkah, and other seasonal holidays popularized by Orthodox Consumerism.

Moosemas was begun in the 1980s by Discordians, and can be celebrated as either a pagan or secular holiday, depending on the audience. Like most Discordian traditions, it's a bit hard to tell how seriously people take this holiday.

On MOOSEMAS, everybody gets together to eat chocolate mousse, drink moosemosas, stand under the moosletoe, yell MOOSLETOV!, and otherwise moose out.

Costumes and gift giving are optional.
Merry Moosemas!
by Cramulus December 1, 2010
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Mooseface

A word (usually an insult) used to describe somebody as being silly/a fool, etc. It can also be used as more of a loving/joking insult, meant for close friends, if you are that way inclined.
For example: You forgot to buy me a doughnut?! You're such a mooseface!
by missmikki October 23, 2011
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moosemamachunk

a moosemamachunk is a very large woman, usually one with a proclivity towards moo moos
There was a moosemamachunk in line at the walmart today with a t-shirt on that had printed on the back "I like it from behind."
by Theophilus North October 7, 2009
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Moosema

An expression commonly used by rizzle, tima and singles when something is very lol
Tima: dude look at that guys shoes

Rizzle: Moosema
by rts232 October 30, 2009
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MooseMagic

It spends its time playing Hypixel Skyblock Dungeons sitting on its ass all day, Mainly Found in Australia, very hard to find, also likes to take peoples items and is a big cheater, likes to stalk people's profiles all day
Player: do you know moosemagic
Streamer: who?
by EvoTheBum September 18, 2022
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Moosedre

Fat fucks wish they were as legendary as moosedre. Since ancient times moosedre has been dominating the world with their moosedre drip. Do not FUCK with moosedre
Cant fuckin believe it, i saw the moosedre yacht last week, They were hella partying bro
by Mctits1 May 9, 2023
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