Moomb 

The male equivalent of a woman's womb. Where the "hetus" gestates for nine months during male pregnancy.

Doctor: Judging by the cobwebs inside your moomb, you have a nasty case of syphilis.

Stewart: Fuck.

Moomb by 123skiddy321 June 8, 2009

mombitch 

moms that are pms-ed ALL the time and make up reasons to yell at their kids since they have no other ppl to berate. usually divorced and/or working at high-stress jobs. kid basically becomes a burden to them, STILL, they won't let the dad have the kid b/c of their stupid arrogant pride. these bitches will get pissed off just seeing their kid's face (especially w/ a report card). just think: endure until you finish high school. then leave and never come back, leave a note "bye forever you stupid verbal-abuse bitch. i will definitely not miss you. im crying with happiness. you probably are too, you selfish loud tard." don't confuse these with the "teach-moms" that actually explain why they yell.

If you're a "mombitch", you're probably reading this comment over your kid's shoulder and will proceed to yell at them and force them to promise to take care of you. yep, that confirms you. you're 100% mombitch. if you now proceed to beat your kid, just so you know, you're going to hell.

mombitch by only2moreyearskid May 30, 2006

Mombitch 

A mom who is a bitch, specifically likes to argue/criticize about anything and put her child down to make herself feel better. Is pms'ed all the time. Argues with her children because someone probably pissed her off at work, but cant argue with them because she is a fake -- you will notice that she is nice in public, but at home is a complete bitch.

Cant actually give a reason why they are angry, yelling, or why their point is correct -- will ignore your actual good points by using physical attacks, screaming, threats, etc. Cant stand the fact of loosing an argument so her arguments are shit even though you both know that she ( the mom) is wrong because of her stupid arrogant pride. Also cant stand having not being the last one doing the "payback" or cant stand being the last one corrected, example: If you do win an argument and shut her up -- she will probably say no as an answer when you ask her to go to your friends party as a sign of payback because she couldn't argue back on that last argument you had with her last week.

My mombitch said "no",so I cant go to your house, partly because I corrected her in an argument yesterday which literally has nothing to do with this invitation.

Mombitch by yehboiitsme March 28, 2019

kirari momobami 

I don’t care how busy I get, I will always make time to cook and clean and be the best house pet I can be for kirari momobami

Kirari momobami is hot and can rail the *** out of me until I ******* *** and then she can **** ** *** please just **** out of me

kirari momobami by lmaogsgahahah January 9, 2021

Mombitch 

A mom who is almost always arguing with her husband then later taking her anger over that out on you. She will take your phone away for a week just because you were watching Netflix on it too late at night. Will 100% ask you if you're about to cry in the most condescending way possible if she sees you getting worked up in an argument. Likely one of the most hypocritical and passive aggressive people you will ever meet. Do not try and hug her or else she will immediately get up and walk away. Don't even bother trying to hang out with your friends if your: room is not clean, laundry is not done (even though the machine is broken), dog isn't walked, grandma hasn't been called, and homework for the whole week is not done. In conclusion: she would be the ultimate fighter in a video game about bad moms.

Friend 1: "Can you hang out tonight?"
Friend 2: "Definitely not. I thought you knew I had a mombitch."

Mombitch by killallmoms4ever November 21, 2019

mouth and moobs 

When a big fat, usually gay man, with big moobs and a big mouth.

fat gay man: THIS MARK HURT YOU BADLY RN.
normal man: you are just all mouth and moobs

mouth and moobs by Wodderwick January 30, 2021

mooberty

A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.

Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!

Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.

mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007