Urban Dictionary: heineken

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1.) A form of beer (US English) or lager (British) that is brewed in and around Amsterdam, the Netherlands. It is currently the world's most exported beer. The name comes from its inventor, Heineken.
2.) A member of the Heineken family, a very rich family of beer brewers from the Netherlands. Most famous is Freddy Heineken, once chairman of Heineken breweries, who was abducted in the 1980s.

1.) I'll have a Heineken please.
2.) I'll have a Heine.
3.) Heerlijk Helder Heineken (for over four decades the slogan in Dutch Heineken ads; means "Wonderful Bright Heineken" prounounced "hay-r-laick hell-dur hine-e-ken.")

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heineken

A very tasty beer brewed in Holland. Unfortunately this brand of beer has become the "beer of choice" for douche bags all around the USA. This popularity with the douches tends to discourage some people from enjoying it due to the fear of being labeled as a douche bag. It is grossly unappreciated and has been given a bad name due to DB usage.

John: Hey what's your favorite beer?
Alex: Well I think Heineken is a great beer, but i try not to drink it around other people
John: Why not?
Alex: Because every douche bag in the world drinks like a pussy and they pretend to like it. I don't want to be labeled as a DB so i try not to drink Heineken in public
John: Those fucking douche bags ruin everything
Alex: I know; i'll have a double Johnnie Walker Black, Neat

by ACredibleSource2 June 12, 2009