moocock

Why are you looking up moocock

Seriously what do think moocock is?

by Bowchikayowyow October 12, 2017

MotoCock

The worst possible confluens of characteristics defining the antithesis of a good motorcycle rider: A complete and utter contempt for the interests and safety of ANY other riders, combined seamlessly with an ultra-flagrant, self-destructive operating behavior that approaches criminality and topped off by a seemingly unlimited over-self-confident narcissism that defies current psychologic diagnostic criteria.

Two years ago I rode with a motocock. Nope. Life is too short, never again.

by YAWA August 23, 2016

Mowcock

Form of manscaping in which a man cultivates his pubic hair such that all that is seen is a thin strip of pubic bacon leading toward his shaft.

Male form of a Landing strip.

Yeah man, I have a mowcock.

by ethan.e August 10, 2010

Moococken

A MOOCOCKEN (Moo-cock-in) is another name for penis.

Shut up and suck my moococken!

by Frybag November 4, 2010

mocock

a mohawk on your cock

billy: man, i shaved my pubes into a mocock last night!

andy: awesome!

by mocockarific March 31, 2009

Moolock

Derogatory word for a black person. Same as Nigger, Niggon, Niggot, Negrot, Moolie.

Look at that dirty Moolock on TV, looting heineken, smoking crack & raping women after Hurricane Katrina!

by Ya didn't hear it from me October 24, 2005

moocok

a harmful way to describe cow shit or cow jiz. Also can refer to multiple men jizzing in your face

Yo stop the moocok now

by moooooooooom April 2, 2011