Mookmaxxing

Mookmaxxing is where your maximizing your mook Tobacco and Weed in a bowl only mookmaxxing is really 90/10 90 tabacco 10 weed if your feeling frisky do a Minecraft block where you bearly cover the top of the bowl with little tree catching maximum dome off your mook

“ bro if your mooking better Mookmaxxing “

Mookmaxxing by Kegan/boston/elias April 8, 2026

Lookmaxxing 

Maxxing out your looks by self improvement and watching Patrick Bateman skin routine daily

Bro what's with the face?
Im mewing. Its part of my lookmaxxing regimen

Lookmaxxing by lookmaxxer2099 September 20, 2023

muskmaxxing 

The strategic lack of hygiene, particularly in a abstinence of showering, and other forms of bodily care. The goal of muskmaxxing typically results in a desire to maximize natural masculine pheromones in order to attract women.

"Jesus man you STINK. What gives?"

"Shut up freak. I'm muskmaxxing."

Femoid: "Ew. You're a chinlet and a manlet. I'll never be attracted to you."

Chud: *starts muskmaxxing*

Femoid: "I suddenly have a feminine urge to have sex with you. Please take me."

muskmaxxing by da wong mang June 3, 2023

Lookmaxxing 

a weird term used by alpha males who get no bitches

steve:i started lookmaxxing and every girl want me

Bella: UR GAY?

Lookmaxxing by uglybitch23 October 30, 2023

Milkmaxxing

When you religiously drink milk everyday to get taller and strengthen your bones.

bro 1: "bro how did you get so tall in like 6 months"
bro 2: "i did milkmaxxing bro, you should try it too"

Milkmaxxing by witix December 9, 2023

Moonwaxxing 

The act of shoving ear wax down one’s urethra, and then proceeding to ejaculate said ear wax.

“Hey man, are you up for moonwaxxing tonight?”
“I can’t, it still stings from yesterday.”

Moonwaxxing by effectersyndrome December 13, 2024