Milkmaxxing
bro 1: "bro how did you get so tall in like 6 months"
bro 2: "i did milkmaxxing bro, you should try it too"
bro 2: "i did milkmaxxing bro, you should try it too"
Milkmaxxing by witix December 9, 2023
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Milk Maxxing
I've been milk maxxing for a year now and it feels like my femurs have been reinforced with rebar. I also weigh 240 despite being like 5'9". My bones are dense as lead now
Milk Maxxing by anonymous November 21, 2020
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muskmaxxing
The strategic lack of hygiene, particularly in a abstinence of showering, and other forms of bodily care. The goal of muskmaxxing typically results in a desire to maximize natural masculine pheromones in order to attract women.
"Jesus man you STINK. What gives?"
"Shut up freak. I'm muskmaxxing."
Femoid: "Ew. You're a chinlet and a manlet. I'll never be attracted to you."
Chud: *starts muskmaxxing*
Femoid: "I suddenly have a feminine urge to have sex with you. Please take me."
"Shut up freak. I'm muskmaxxing."
Femoid: "Ew. You're a chinlet and a manlet. I'll never be attracted to you."
Chud: *starts muskmaxxing*
Femoid: "I suddenly have a feminine urge to have sex with you. Please take me."
muskmaxxing by da wong mang June 3, 2023
jelque milk maxxing
jelque milk maxxing is an technice, where you jelque and edge at the same time, resulting in whipped cream like texture.
It is very dangerous, beacuse you can loose the ability to bust, if done incorrectly.
It is very dangerous, beacuse you can loose the ability to bust, if done incorrectly.
jelque milk maxxing by jelque king May 11, 2024
jelque milk maxxing
jelque milk maxxing, is an technique where you jelque, while edging. Resulting in an whipped cream like texture.
This can diminish your ability to edge (If not done correctly).
This can diminish your ability to edge (If not done correctly).
jelque milk maxxing by jelque king May 11, 2024
Meltmaxxing
The act of pressing you head now onto your neck to give the illusion of having multiple chins/being overweight. The term and practice was coined by TikTok legend Cookie King, a well-known TikTok model.
Meltmaxxing by Tyrese Haliburton June 18, 2025
Mookmaxxing
Mookmaxxing is where your maximizing your mook Tobacco and Weed in a bowl only mookmaxxing is really 90/10 90 tabacco 10 weed if your feeling frisky do a Minecraft block where you bearly cover the top of the bowl with little tree catching maximum dome off your mook
Mookmaxxing by Kegan/boston/elias April 8, 2026
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