Moonwaxxing

The act of shoving ear wax down one’s urethra, and then proceeding to ejaculate said ear wax.

“Hey man, are you up for moonwaxxing tonight?”
“I can’t, it still stings from yesterday.”

by effectersyndrome December 13, 2024

Moonwalking

When you smoke weed, use nitrous oxide , take acid and have someone inject dentist grade numbing agent into both your feet. It is quite hard to acquire the last ingredient but when it is come upon from a friend in a medical practice it is godly. When all done it results in a feeling like you are walking on the moon

Hey bro wanna try moonwalking it’s a mix of completely numb feet, weed, balloons and LSD

by BiGFatSrokeyNonce115 February 4, 2019

Moonwalking

Moonwalking is when an attempt to move on from a past relationship miserably fails and instead you end up going back to your previous boy/girl friend.

This makes you feel like you're months in the past instead of in the present, hence the term moonwalking. walking forward but going back.

"yo man, i thought you weren't with rachel anymore. you're back with her? thats some serious moonwalking."

by Lechugador June 11, 2009

Moonwalking

The act of Hangin Wit Da Moon and therefore being so intoxicated on marijuana or marijuana accessories, that you believe that you are actually walking on the moon, backwards... And every 5 minutes you be saying “where the fuck we at, let's go ice skating or roller blading, dependent on the weather, of course... And then go bowling my nigga woopty woop”

“My nigga, I was Hangin Wit Da Moon and started Moonwalking... I was high as fuck... Then I went ice skating and bowling”

by REV K7-EE-OLEVN October 16, 2020

moonwalking all over your ass

That's a way to offend someone instead of saying things like "Fuck you" or something like that.
It is mostly used by moonwalkers (Michael Jackson Fans).

"Shut up or I'll be moonwalking all over your ass!"

by nastya.somebody December 14, 2021

Moonwalking

Talking to yourself in public like no one else is around.

I be straight moonwalking when I get too high.

by Coolcandle January 27, 2016

moonwalking

when you and your boy moon walk on each others tounges while kissing in hidden places in dark dances.

"Wow look over there! Kelly and John are deffinately moonwalking all over each other."

by Kelly24 March 29, 2007