moofed 

1. To be bumped off-line for no apparent reason. Expression said to be derived from the acronym “moof” = modem operation foul-up.

2. To be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.

When John suddenly disappeared from chat, we assumed he had been moofed.

moofed by Zabad July 24, 2005

Moofed 

SWAGG, Swavey

When i buy an exclusive outfit im considered moofed. swagg

Moofed by jude telfort July 27, 2011

Moofed 

When a girl promises/offers a guy sexual favors over the internet, usually via AIM or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.

Guy 1: "Why the long face?"
Guy 2: "Shannon never came through..."
Guy 1: "Oh dude, you got moofed"

Moofed by MrTryker July 15, 2010

Moofed out: 

(1)One who is inherantly lazy and witout motivation(2) to be complacent.
(3)An obese peson who consumes large proportions of food and drinks, who makes no attempts at changing thier behavior.(4)resembling a cow.

She is very moofed out, she hasn't moved an inch today!
He is so moofed out, he doesn't care about anyting.
That lady was so moofed out, she was nearly 500 pounds!

Moofed out: by namllrn April 27, 2004

Moosed 

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.

When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!

Moosed by MoosetMoosoMmomOOSETHAGOOSER July 28, 2019

stacy moored 

To really fuck something up in a way only a rock star can do.

Me "Dude! What happened last night? Shit went sideways..."

Rock star "I stacy moored it and pissed my girl off on her birthday!"

stacy moored by demon shits February 15, 2014

Roger Moored 

The act of sexual intercorse

or

" To Bone "

Dude, what happen with that bitch last night !

Vic: Oh yeah i fucking Roger Moored that bitch good !

Roger Moored by cooking vest November 26, 2009