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moofed

1. To be bumped off-line for no apparent reason. Expression said to be derived from the acronym “moof” = modem operation foul-up.

2. To be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.
When John suddenly disappeared from chat, we assumed he had been moofed.
by Zabad July 24, 2005
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Moofed

When i buy an exclusive outfit im considered moofed. swagg
by jude telfort July 27, 2011
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Moofed

When a girl promises/offers a guy sexual favors over the internet, usually via AIM or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.
Guy 1: "Why the long face?"
Guy 2: "Shannon never came through..."
Guy 1: "Oh dude, you got moofed"
by MrTryker July 15, 2010
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Moofed out:

(1)One who is inherantly lazy and witout motivation(2) to be complacent.
(3)An obese peson who consumes large proportions of food and drinks, who makes no attempts at changing thier behavior.(4)resembling a cow.
She is very moofed out, she hasn't moved an inch today!
He is so moofed out, he doesn't care about anyting.
That lady was so moofed out, she was nearly 500 pounds!
by namllrn April 27, 2004
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Moosed

The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!
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stacy moored

To really fuck something up in a way only a rock star can do.
Me "Dude! What happened last night? Shit went sideways..."

Rock star "I stacy moored it and pissed my girl off on her birthday!"
by demon shits February 15, 2014
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Roger Moored

The act of sexual intercorse

or

" To Bone "
Dude, what happen with that bitch last night !

Vic: Oh yeah i fucking Roger Moored that bitch good !
by cooking vest November 26, 2009
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