Moofed

SWAGG, Swavey

When i buy an exclusive outfit im considered moofed. swagg

by jude telfort July 27, 2011

Moofed

When a girl promises/offers a guy sexual favors over the internet, usually via AIM or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.

Guy 1: "Why the long face?"
Guy 2: "Shannon never came through..."
Guy 1: "Oh dude, you got moofed"

by MrTryker July 15, 2010

Moof

Moof; _moo-f_ - verb. To not deploy one's parachute in warzone

Fuck sake Ian, did you Moof again?

by Reggiestair September 23, 2020

Moofe

the act of someone or something being a jerk, or a prick.Usually directed towards men.

1) Man why is he acting like such a moofe?????

2) Quit being a moofe man!!!

by john jacob hyper shmit June 11, 2009

moof

Master Of Organised Fun

"This night out has Moof written all over it."
"Yer it is really well organised."

by number16 April 10, 2013

moof, moof!

1) an expression of self-disgust in one's actions.

Circa 1984. "Moof, Moof!" was exclaimed by a friend after exhausting all efforts to find a word to discribe his embarassment after his inability to complete a rather simple task.

The waiter exclaimed, "Moof, moof!" as the tray of glasses he was carrying fell to the ground.

by YTBOY April 16, 2004

moofed

1. To be bumped off-line for no apparent reason. Expression said to be derived from the acronym “moof” = modem operation foul-up.

2. To be plagued by a mythical creature called a moofie which causes modem and other network problems.

When John suddenly disappeared from chat, we assumed he had been moofed.

by Zabad July 24, 2005