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The underhanded tactic of getting what you want when the cat is away.
When you get asked out for "coffee" and realise its not for an actual coffee.....You've been Moosed!
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Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"
by OnTheMoose June 10, 2015
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To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol
"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."
by Mooseboy2 June 10, 2015
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Being made to look bad by an ex or somone you have hit on getting with someone uglier then you
you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed

if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
by ADJMETT June 26, 2011
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To be paged via instant messager. Same as IMed or AIMed.

Usage comes from an early IM program called "MooseMan", later known as "Internet Moosenger"
I got moosed by Julie last night.
by Scrappy Doo March 20, 2005
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While engaging in intercourse from behind, placing one's thumbs against one's temples and then vigorously wiggling one's fingers in a Bullwinklish manner.
"I moosed three chicks last night."
"Last night I got moosed again by that bastard!!"
by O-dogg January 31, 2003
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