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Consuming excessive amounts of alcohol to the extent that everything you say is highly offensive.
Neil : "Mate, you was so moosed last night. You told your father-in-law that you fuck his daughter every night in his house!"
Paul : "Shit man, I hate getting moosed!"
by OnTheMoose June 12, 2015
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To be a complete mess after drinking a lot of alcohol
"Paul has only had five beers but he's completely moosed. He just told Emily she has a smelly pussy."
by Mooseboy2 June 12, 2015
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A Sports Gambing terms referring to loss of a wager at the very end of the game.

When a game is going your way for majority of the match only to lose at the end.
That meaningless half court shot Moosed my Under.

The missed field goal Moosed my game.

I got Moosed on that walk off.
by Clutch_play February 21, 2018
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Being made to look bad by an ex or somone you have hit on getting with someone uglier then you
you hit on a girl she rejects you then you see her getting off with a fat guy, then you have been moosed

if your ex girlfried starts dating a guy who is uglier then you
by ADJMETT June 26, 2011
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To be paged via instant messager. Same as IMed or AIMed.

Usage comes from an early IM program called "MooseMan", later known as "Internet Moosenger"
I got moosed by Julie last night.
by Scrappy Doo March 20, 2005
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While engaging in intercourse from behind, placing one's thumbs against one's temples and then vigorously wiggling one's fingers in a Bullwinklish manner.
"I moosed three chicks last night."
"Last night I got moosed again by that bastard!!"
by O-dogg January 31, 2003
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When a guy you are note even dating breaks up with you for another girl. He has to really be into you, but still hung up on an ex or have a wandering eye.
I can't believe that boy Moosed me for her!

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Things were going so well and then he Moosed me for his ex!
by QT KT December 03, 2009
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