Moofe
Moofe by john jacob hyper shmit June 11, 2009
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Moof
Moof by Reggiestair September 23, 2020
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Moof-Milker
Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.
Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.
Moof-Milker by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016
mooberty
A phase during adulthood when a man first develops moobs. Usually begins in mid to late 30s but has been known to happen in late 20s in some male office workers.
Larry: Holy crap Frank, I didn't know you'd reached mooberty already, your moobs are huge!
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
Frank: yeah it sucks, I've started getting moobsweat too. I wish my mother would buy me my first man bra.
mooberty by Clive London November 29, 2007
mooge muffins
When a person gets so fucked up on drugs or alcohol he or she throws up on their chest/tits. It often happens to college freshmen who are binge drinking for the first time.
mooge muffins by 0neWay November 19, 2013
Mooelcher
A mooelcher is a combination moocher (someone who is continously sponging and living off friends) and welcher (someone who routinely reneges on debts, especially debts owed on bets or wagers they just lost).
Properly pronounced the moo - is empashized much like a cow mooing as in "mooooooelcher!"
Properly pronounced the moo - is empashized much like a cow mooing as in "mooooooelcher!"
George rescheduled that dinner he owes us again. And then he hit me up for a cigarette even though he 'quit' smoking. What a moooooelcher!
The motherfuckin mooelcher just told me to add the twenty bucks he owes me for the Patriot game to the hundred he borrowed last week!
The motherfuckin mooelcher just told me to add the twenty bucks he owes me for the Patriot game to the hundred he borrowed last week!
Mooelcher by Ivan Drakic June 20, 2009
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