Moofaloon 

A slow, dim witted person who is easily stumped or confused. Also known as a mud brain.

Person 1-Look at this guy, he can’t figure out how to open that door!
Person 2-Well what did you expect from a moofaloon

Moofaloon by Pepps December 5, 2021

Mookaloop 

A person descended from a long line of morons, more commonly known as an idiot.

John Burnett is a mookaloop.

Mookaloop by Therealgoomba July 17, 2015

Cooter Muffaloon 

This is the sensitive central area of the cheedle (usually 2-3 inches in diameter) that can be greatly stimulated during sexual intercourse. This area is light pink to red depending on the heart rate of the woman. It is also a common place where prostitutes get tattoos depicting sexually suggestive images meant to please the man having intercourse with said prostitute(s).

Rosie: I plan on getting a tattoo on my Cooter Muffaloon. What do you think it should be?
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.

Cooter Muffaloon by Corn Smith January 17, 2010

Moobaloo 

A general nickname for close friends.

Hi hi Moobaloo, how are you?

Moobaloo by TNT-X February 18, 2009

Moodagoon 

New Jersey/Italian slang for the soft interior part of bread.

Hey Beppina, you wanna the crust onna the bread, or just the moodagoon?

Moodagoon by Jefus Lives February 11, 2013

Mooflon 

A large lady; typically with children, who is seen at the cheap end stores like Walmart or trailer parks. A common sight is to see a mooflon staring blankly into space, perhaps because they have some type of vitamin deficiency or they are albinos. Seconds away from a major self inflicted illness or injury.

Check that "mooflon" in aisle 4 staring at the bulk candy. I was just walking past her and she grunted at me and sprayed diabetes on my face.

You can't remember *****? She's that "mooflon" that fell in the kitchen and broke her leg because she is such a fat bitch.

Mooflon by Frank Boothe January 2, 2008

Mookalook 

More intense version of the work mook. Combined with the word "bodaggit" becomes the most intense insult ever.

Tony is a mookalook who is also a goon.

That mookalook bodaggit Rex Ryan is an inflated log of poop.

Mookalook by HelloMyNameIsMook September 27, 2010