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Moofaloon 

A slow, dim witted person who is easily stumped or confused. Also known as a mud brain.
Person 1-Look at this guy, he can’t figure out how to open that door!
Person 2-Well what did you expect from a moofaloon
Moofaloon by Pepps December 5, 2021
Words you can keep

Mookaloop 

A person descended from a long line of morons, more commonly known as an idiot.
John Burnett is a mookaloop.
Mookaloop by Therealgoomba July 17, 2015

Cooter Muffaloon 

This is the sensitive central area of the cheedle (usually 2-3 inches in diameter) that can be greatly stimulated during sexual intercourse. This area is light pink to red depending on the heart rate of the woman. It is also a common place where prostitutes get tattoos depicting sexually suggestive images meant to please the man having intercourse with said prostitute(s).
Rosie: I plan on getting a tattoo on my Cooter Muffaloon. What do you think it should be?
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.
Cooter Muffaloon by Corn Smith January 17, 2010

Moobaloo 

Hi hi Moobaloo, how are you?
Moobaloo by TNT-X February 18, 2009

Moodagoon 

New Jersey/Italian slang for the soft interior part of bread.
Hey Beppina, you wanna the crust onna the bread, or just the moodagoon?
Moodagoon by Jefus Lives February 11, 2013
A large lady; typically with children, who is seen at the cheap end stores like Walmart or trailer parks. A common sight is to see a mooflon staring blankly into space, perhaps because they have some type of vitamin deficiency or they are albinos. Seconds away from a major self inflicted illness or injury.
Check that "mooflon" in aisle 4 staring at the bulk candy. I was just walking past her and she grunted at me and sprayed diabetes on my face.

You can't remember *****? She's that "mooflon" that fell in the kitchen and broke her leg because she is such a fat bitch.
Mooflon by Frank Boothe January 2, 2008

Mookalook 

More intense version of the work mook. Combined with the word "bodaggit" becomes the most intense insult ever.
Tony is a mookalook who is also a goon.

That mookalook bodaggit Rex Ryan is an inflated log of poop.
Mookalook by HelloMyNameIsMook September 27, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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