Moodycock 

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Moodycock: A massive white penis, named after former Swindon Town player Aaron Moody who has a massive white penis.

Moodycock by Adolf Trump-Farage August 28, 2018

Mollycocked 

Refers to anytime that Molly comes to hang out; which entails being intoxicated after three drinks by 7pm, stuffed with various cocks by 9pm.

My ex-girlfriend gets mollycocked at every party she goes to.

Mollycocked by McPoops n' Scoops December 16, 2011

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester 

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.

What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester by Lothario the Scandalous August 26, 2011

moneycock 

1. Used to express discomfort and/or aggravation. 2. A well endowed male. 3. Emphasizes a joyous and/or celebratory occasion.

1. "Aw, moneycock! I accidentally ejaculated on my favorite capris!" 2. (In community shower) "Matumbo, you've got some moneycock!" 3. (While entering a titty-bar) "MONEEEYYCOOOOCK!"

moneycock by Lucky Louciano April 2, 2008

Moococken

A MOOCOCKEN (Moo-cock-in) is another name for penis.

Shut up and suck my moococken!

Moococken by Frybag November 4, 2010

Moosecock 

Nickname for K-10 when playing poker.

Although questions have sprung up which is which, it is widely accepted that the K is the moose and the 10 is the cock.

K-10
Moose-Cock

"I got suited moosecock, alllllll in"

"Moosecock prevails"

Moosecock by Steve K wussup June 29, 2009

moneycock 

The amount of money a fellow is willing to spend on strippers. If one has lots of cash on-hand, but tips frugally, one still has a small moneycock.

Steve has five hundred bucks in his pocket, but he's only given out three singles. Bill has a very small moneycock. Jimmy has bought five lap dances tonight, and he's still giving strippers money to tip other strippers, he has a huge moneycock.

moneycock by travalee January 27, 2012