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Mollycocked 

Refers to anytime that Molly comes to hang out; which entails being intoxicated after three drinks by 7pm, stuffed with various cocks by 9pm.
My ex-girlfriend gets mollycocked at every party she goes to.
Mollycocked by McPoops n' Scoops December 16, 2011

Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester 

Nonexistant occupation (as of yet) that would appeal to a true lover of North American wildlife and a lazy person at that.
What's he doing all day? Watching TV? Playing video games?

Naah, he's a Moosecock Aerodynamics Tester, which for him is a full-time job.

moneycock 

1. Used to express discomfort and/or aggravation. 2. A well endowed male. 3. Emphasizes a joyous and/or celebratory occasion.
1. "Aw, moneycock! I accidentally ejaculated on my favorite capris!" 2. (In community shower) "Matumbo, you've got some moneycock!" 3. (While entering a titty-bar) "MONEEEYYCOOOOCK!"
moneycock by Lucky Louciano April 2, 2008
A MOOCOCKEN (Moo-cock-in) is another name for penis.
Shut up and suck my moococken!
Moococken by Frybag November 4, 2010

Moosecock 

Nickname for K-10 when playing poker.

Although questions have sprung up which is which, it is widely accepted that the K is the moose and the 10 is the cock.

K-10
Moose-Cock
"I got suited moosecock, alllllll in"

"Moosecock prevails"
Moosecock by Steve K wussup June 29, 2009

moneycock 

The amount of money a fellow is willing to spend on strippers. If one has lots of cash on-hand, but tips frugally, one still has a small moneycock.
Steve has five hundred bucks in his pocket, but he's only given out three singles. Bill has a very small moneycock. Jimmy has bought five lap dances tonight, and he's still giving strippers money to tip other strippers, he has a huge moneycock.
moneycock by travalee January 27, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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